Дин прислал мне письмо на мыло. Он опять директор по маркетингу, но почему-то не Смит. Упоминает Лизу. И, наверное, хочет развести меня на деньги.))) Дайте мне спастись от Суперов.)))
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I have troubling news to report. Because of a snafu in a recent supply order, we may have to fire the intern.
Apparently, the intern in question (I need to be vague and can't use Lisa's name), ordered way too many Jumbo cards (5.5 x 11.5) during our "Jumbo" special last month: Buy 500 and get 500 free.
Although many members started using these jumbo sizes, the intern (Lisa), added an extra zero when ordering the paper supply.
We are now we stuck with jumbo cards everywhere!
Our CEO is getting a little grumpy having to climb over paper cases to get to his office and is pushing for a resolution. (It seems that boxes of paper don't accent Mahogany furniture very well.)
So, I decided to push aside the cases upon cases of extra paper on my desk, get access to my computer and write this email. My idea to save the intern's (Lisa, Lisa Lisa) job is to offer another jumbo special.
For the next week (April 12th to April 19th) I will re-instate the 500 free jumbo cards with 500 ordered (with a max savings of 500 cards). If you would like to take advantage of this ordering error please visit the web site (click here: www.amazingmail.com/Jumbo) and enter promo code STPJB at purchase.
If you have any questions regarding project "Save the Intern" please visit the web site or email me.
Thanks,
Dean Batson | Director of Marketing | www.AmazingMail.com
Office: 480-281-4829
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