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For Halloween, Chris Colfer is the Llaminator, a superhero llama assassin. Look at how hot his arms are! Sexy Beast… #afterelton
if Chris’s Halloween costume didn’t convince Ryan to give Kurt a shower scene, we will never get one
What are you and what have you done with our baby penguin?
i woke up to chris’ tweeting pictures of his costume and now im upset like
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Chris Colfer
Biggest tease of the century: Chris Colfer
CHRIS COLFER
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YOU CAN’T JUST SHOW US THAT PICTURE AND EXPECT US TO LIVE THROUGH IT
JUST STOP
No but now can you take your shirt off, that would be great
llamanator is a promise.
If Chris Colfer's arms are like, what the rest of his body like.
Ryan Murphy- we NEED a topless Kurt scene!!!
oh you know, just a normal day in my life, waking up to a chris colfer sex riot
Holy fuck what happened to Chris arms? Did he workout with his Golden Globe and his other prizes?
im sorry but how am i supposed to live my life after chris colfers arms???
Okay… what happened with Chris Colfer? I mean… his arms, body… just HOW!?
why I want to be Chris Colfer
to see myself naked
to jack myself off
to know what it feels like to have gay sex
to pet Brian
to be smart and funny
to meet Darren and hang out with him
to touch my butt whenever I want
to run my fingers through my hair
to feel accomplished
to have people worship me
to see myself naked
CAN WE PLEASE DISCUSS CHRIS COLFER’ MUSCLES?
Why Chris Colfer happens to good people. это мое любимое что
do you ever cry because chris colfer?
I do.
Holy shit Chris Colfer you are one sexy Llamanator.
You should be illegal.
I’m not even going to apologize about my Chris Colfer costume spam. All my followers should be gratefull i reblogged that much beauty and sex for them.
I really want to be Ashley….or…the grapes…..i don’t know…i can’t choose…..
someone should break into chris colfer’s house and burn all his undershirts and shirts and sweaters
you know
for science
"The increasing attractiveness of Chris Colfer is becoming a problem."
And that was like, a year ago.
Bitches ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
costume ideas for chris colfer for next halloween
daisydarren.tumblr.com/post/34550270749/costume... ноосфера не иначе
i just feel like we’re so close to a picture of shirtless Chris sometimes like
i feel it deep. like in my soul
LITERALLY WEEPING OVER CHRIS COLFER’S BICEPS LORD HAVE MERCY
I know a lot of you out there want a shirtless pic of chris colfer, but ask yourself’s this:
Can I really handle seeing a shirtless chris colfer?
think about it
Damn you Christopher Colfer, damn you.
who knew arms could be so attractive
Chris Colfer makes Christmas come early.
Oh my fucking…arms. Arms. Arms. Arms.
Can... can you imagine what 'Single Ladies' would be like if he did it now?
CHRIS DID THIS ON PURPOSE! hE KNEW WE WOULD RIOT OVER HIS FLEXING ARMS BECAUSE THAT IS HIS FANDOMS WEAKNESS OH LORD GIVE US THE STRENGTH TO BE ABLE TO GET UP AND BE OKAY FATHER SON HOLY SPIRIT AMEN
That was so worth the wait…..
JUST FUCKING HELL FUCK ME
I can’t handle hurricane sandy and a Chris Colfer sex riot simultaneously I’m only human
Am I the only one who needs take Chris shirt off?
just curious.
ARMS.
my dash goes from dead to chris colfer to laughing at me as i choke and die because chris colfer
Actual future porn star Chris Paul Colfer.
Lol it was nice knowing you all, bury me, cover me in roses and write on my tombstone “Cause of death: Chris Colfer as a llama assassin”
no but like if we ever got HQ photos of shirtless Colfer
he would actually officially be branded an asshole
even dressed as a llama assassin i want to throw chris colfer down on a table and do bad things to him
Chris Colfer - The Champion of Halloween.
Enough Said.
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN A HALF HOUR
I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS, COLFER
Mother Nature really outdone herself creating Chris Colfer.
I bet she’s all “THIS ONE WILL MAKE THE GIRLS CRY!”.
no but this just means shirtless
soon
Christopher Colfer
I quit the Internet because of you
I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF
CHRIS COLFER AND HIS EVERYTHING
fandom: he just can't get any hotter!
chris colfer: challenge fucking accepted
Chris, honey, you need to stop
Literally my whole dash is chris’ arms
I’m in love with the evolution of Christopher sex riots:
“Awww look at him he’s adorableee!!!”
“fjsdklfjskd LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE!”
“My baby is growing up!” /sob
“Wooo look at you babe!”
“Ohmygod he has grown so much”
“Wat”
“I just?1!1?!?”
“HOW DO YOU PUBERTY?”
/nosebleed
“ARMS”
“WAIST”
“fkjsdk;lafjfhsdlkjfhsd;llf;sdhaf;j”
/typing from the grave
This just isn’t fair.
i don’t even really know if i want chris hugging me or fucking me
chris why
Can we all take a moment to collectively bang out heads against the wall because Chris’ arm in that picture - or is that just me?
MAKE IT STOP
I WAS A GOOD PERSON AND THEN CHRIS COLFER HAPPENED NOW I’M JUST A PUDDLE OF GROSS GOO
MAKE IT STAHP PLS CHRIS OMG I CANT DEAL WITH THIS ITS AFTER MIDNIGHT AND OMG
did he use bronzer???
to anyone that says Chris Colfer is girly or feminine or unmanly
chRISTOPHER CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ARMS, MAN. FUCK.
no but…
his waist
his hips
his legs
his fucking arms
his legs
his eyes with that goddamnit eyeliner
his BODY
fuck off
CHRIS COLFER! WHO TOLD YOU COULD DO THIS
MY GOD YOU ARE LOOKING MIGHTY FINE. HOLY SHIT. I HOPE YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO TREATS YOU WELL, BECAUSE DAMN YOU DESERVE IT
I WISH I COULD BE A GAY MAN, GOOD LORD THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO YOU.
chris colfer you little bitch
So many people on my dash are blogging from the grave. You killed us all Chris.
so, i’ll admit it. i can’t stop staring….i mean, it’s crazy, right? aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmssss
AND he’s wearing eyeliner I cant
WITH THE AMOUNT OF SKIN WE USUALLY GET TO SEE FROM CHRIS THIS IS LIKE NUDITY THOSE ARMS MY GOD IT IS A SIN TO COVER THEM
I wonder how Mrs. Colfer feels about seeing her sons arms everywhere???
Wait but guys someone else had to take those photos. And I doubt a whole bunch of people cleared out at a party so he could get a single photo taken of him. He probably had it taken at home. Someone else took a photo of him at home.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME CHRIS COLFER? ARE YOU?
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU SO HARD YOULL BE LIMPING THE NEXT DAY JFC
Why are Chris’ eyes so pretty and why is his pose so sexy and just why
I DEMAND SHIRTLESS COLFER
I need shirtless Colfer, I want it, I desire it,long for it, yearn for it, lust for it, I motherfucking CRAVE shirtless Colfer.
chris got so skinny but he looks so hot omg
I’m not ok
OH MAH FUCKING GOD
C H R I S T O P H E R
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сегодня в мой ленте были только фото Криса и разной степени адекватности комментарии к ним - очередной sex riot удался))
Должна быть в женщине какая-то загадка, ну.
красота правда ранит.)
genill
и как это его угораздило.
Yutaka Oka
именно.